Trump Unable To Produce Certificate Proving He’s Not A Festering Pile Of Shit– the Onion (via shivian)
God invented spinners: http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel+1%3A16-18&version=KJV
seawitchery: I started out clicking strategically… and by the end was just wildly clicking and dancing in my chair. biancavirina: CLICK THE SQUARES. THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS!